Bible Abridged

Bible Abridged

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

2 Thessalonians (Paul's letters don't stop)

This is the second letter to the Thessalonian people from the Christian killer turned respected member of the Christian church, Paul.

Paul had his friends Silas and Timothy help him with this one. They thank the church for existing once again. 

They warn the Thessalonians to watch out for dipshits that come around saying that they’re prophets or apostles, but actually are just shitty people trying to make a buck. Like Benny Hinn. 

They say that if they listen to Nimrods like these guys, it will pollute the church and make them all confused and stupid. They tell everyone to stand firm because at this point Christians were getting fucked with pretty hard. Paul asks them to pray, not for him even though he kept getting beat up and whatnot, but that their religion would spread all over the place.


He warns them not to stay idle, but to keep hustling.

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