Bible Abridged

Bible Abridged

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Jude (James' Brother's Book)

Jude was James’ brother. James is the only person i’ve liked in this book so far. Except for Samson, but Samson was also a lunatic. Anyways.

He says that he’s sad to admit that a lot of people who like fucking strangers and pissing god off have made their way into the church. He tells people not to fuck a bunch of strangers and to take care of their bodies otherwise god will get pissed off. 

He said these men talk shit about angels and the devil and you’ve gotta give respect where respect is due. They should really shut the fuck up, he says, because these motherfuckers will kill you. He goes through several metaphors about these kinds of people but makes them sound like they’re just regular people doing regular things.


He encourages everyone who’s following this religion, to keep on keeping on. Even though all the bullshit they have to deal with on a daily basis…

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