Bible Abridged

Bible Abridged

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Titus (Paul's letter to Titus)

Paul starts this letter out referring to Titus as his son as well. Paul explains to him why he has to be in Crete dealing with all those assholes down there.

He says that Titus is in charge of Crete and making sure that they have a stable man in charge of the church down there. He says that you can’t be fucking lots of different ladies, your kids can’t be fucked up Side note: I think literally all pastor’s kids are at least a little fucked up, you can’t be a jerk, you can’t be quick tempered, you can’t be a drunk,  and you have to actually believe in this shit.

Paul says, “People say that Cretans are always liars, brutes, and lazy gluttons. These people are right.” He then encourages Titus not to fall into the same ways of life that the Cretans have. 

He tells Titus to not let old ladies be drunks and for them to teach young ladies to love their husbands and not be whores. He tells slaves to obey their masters and not talk back, because Paul was an asshole. 


Paul tells everyone just to live their lives the way they’d like people to in general. And not to fall into the same shitty ways that everyone else does things. He tells people not to fight amongst themselves and that’s pretty much all this book has to say.

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