Bible Abridged

Bible Abridged

Monday, February 23, 2015

Obadiah (Fuck Edom)

This is Obadiah! Obadiah is the shortest book in the whole bible. 

This is what god says about Edom, “Fuck Edom! Let’s go fuck them up. See? You’re a small overconfident country. Your overconfidence pisses me off. I’m fucking you up.”

“Do you think I’d just go fuck up Edom and not the wise men of the mountains of Esau? Everyone in Esau’s mountains is going to be fucking slaughtered. Fuck you for fucking with your brother Jacob. I know this happened forever ago, but I’m gonna take it out on you. I’m fucking everyone up. This whole goddamn valley is going to pay.”


“And the kingdom will be god’s.” 

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